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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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LMFAOOOOO

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imbetterthanyogirl:

anyway, here’s wonderwall

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😂

This is the funniest shit ive ever seen. The baby lookin like yo what is this? Why you playin wit me fam?

“What the??? Where the fuck…”

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austinado:

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

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